# Sam Kriss — complete archive in chronological order

Source: https://samkriss.substack.com/
Essays: 46 · Span: 2022-09-18 to 2023-10-15 · Total reading time: ~9 hours

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## Essays

1. [The internet is already over](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-internet-is-already-over) (2022-09-18) — 23 min
  Sam Kriss examines the concept of survival in a world that seems to be constantly changing. Drawing from ancient philosophy and contemporary trends, they challenge the idea of novelty itself and explore how everything, whether it's something we hope for or despise, is destined to fail. With a mix of skepticism and dark humor, they contemplate our obsession with staying relevant in an ever-evolving society.
2. [Scenes from the state funeral](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/scenes-from-the-state-funeral) (2022-11-24) — 8 min
  Sam Kriss paints a dystopian picture of a state funeral for Queen Elizabeth II. The streets are filled with mourners, shops are empty, and even the smartphone apps have turned funeral black. As the protagonist navigates the never-ending queue that stretches through buildings and across London, the sense of surrealism and mourning intensifies. With vivid descriptions and a touch of dark humor, this piece by Sam Kriss delves into themes of grief, societal expectations, and the cult of celebrity.
3. [Legion](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/legion) (2022-09-30) — 25 min
  Sam Kriss explores the story of the Gerasene Demoniac and delves into the power of parables used by Jesus. Through vivid imagery and compelling storytelling, the author takes us on a journey of understanding the art of parable and the secrets of the Kingdom of Heaven. Prepare to be captivated by this exploration of the profound lessons hidden within ancient scriptures and the impact of Jesus' teachings on the souls of men.
4. [Me, me, me, me, me
](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/me-me-me-me-me) (2022-10-09) — 28 min
  Sam Kriss dives into the politics of pronouns, exploring their significance and the underlying ideological structures at play. With examples ranging from historical anecdotes to contemporary gender debates, the author challenges our assumptions about these seemingly insignificant words. They argue that pronouns are intrinsically political and reveal how we describe ourselves and relate to others. Prepare to have your perspective on language and identity challenged as you delve into this fascinating exploration of pronouns and their larger societal implications.
5. [Strange News from Another Star, No. 1: Reality
](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/strange-news-from-another-star-no) (2022-10-12) — 16 min
  Author Sam Kriss delves into a lesser-explored aspect of Nazi Germany as Beradt, after being banned from political writing, begins recording people's dreams. Through these dreams, we witness the anxious reality of living under a totalitarian regime, where even a cushion or mirror can become an informant. But what's truly intriguing are the dreams of complicity, where women find themselves erotically involved with Hitler. In this gripping essay, Kriss explores the depths of human psychology in one of history's darkest times.
6. [Alex Jones is a beautiful woman
](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/alex-jones-is-a-beautiful-woman) (2022-10-17) — 14 min
  Sam Kriss delves into the enigmatic allure of Alex Jones, the controversial figure known for his conspiracy theories. Kriss explores Jones' transformation from an ordinary-looking conspiracy theorist to a captivating and magnetic personality. Despite the falsehoods he often spreads, Jones taps into a shared belief that the world is under the control of a destructive power. Dive into this thought-provoking essay that delves into the complex character that is Alex Jones.
7. [We're all perverts now
](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/wee-all-perverts-now) (2022-10-30)
8. [Welcome to Hell](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/welcome-to-hell) (2022-11-06) — 10 min
  Step into the depths of Twitter and witness the unfolding chaos, as Sam Kriss delves into the phenomenon of the hellsite in this captivating essay. Kriss explores the twisted allure of this virtual realm where punishment, embarrassment, and suffering are the currency of entertainment. Is Twitter truly a glimpse into Hell, where self-inflicted torture reigns supreme? Drawing on historical and religious perspectives, Kriss offers thought-provoking insights into the nature of our digital existence and the ironic punishments that unfold in this abyss. Brace yourself for a journey into the depths of social media's dark underbelly.
9. [Strange News from Another Star, No. 2: Death
](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/strange-news-from-another-star-no-9d3) (2022-11-16) — 16 min
  Sam Kriss explores the intriguing world of dreams in his series, "Strange News from Another Star." In his latest edition, he delves into the theme of death and the messages that dreams can hold. From prophetic dreams to receiving messages encoded in unusual ways, Kriss invites readers to share their own intriguing dreams or messages. Discover the fascinating connection between dreams and the waking world, and join thousands of others captivated by the exploration of the dream realm. Click to read more and contribute your own experiences to this thought-provoking series.
10. [The secret history of Wakanda](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-secret-history-of-wakanda) (2022-11-20) — 28 min
  Sam Kriss delves into the mysterious history of Wakanda, a hidden kingdom that holds a special place in the imagination of both Africa and Europe. Drawing from ancient texts like Pliny the Elder's Natural History, Kriss uncovers the myths and fantasies that have shaped our understanding of Wakanda. From flying chariots to libraries filled with boundless knowledge, explore the enigmatic history of this mythical African Utopia. Discover the origins of these tales and the intriguing connections they may hold to ancient Greek legends. Prepare for a journey that will challenge your perceptions and expand your understanding of Wakanda's hidden depths.
11. [The brute brute heart of a brute like you](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-brute-brute-heart-of-a-brute) (2022-11-27) — 6 min
  Join Sam Kriss on a raw, introspective journey as he recounts his struggles as a broke, disillusioned postgraduate student in Brighton. Unafraid to confront the gritty reality of his situation, Kriss reflects on stolen food, cramped living spaces, and even forbidden relationships. As he navigates the hazy line between his passion for critical theory and the harsh realities of survival, Kriss's biting wit and unflinching honesty will captivate and challenge you, providing a unique perspective on the dark underbelly of academia and the pursuit of intellectualism. Don't miss this harrowing yet deeply insightful essay.
12. [Confessions of a mask](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/confessions-of-a-mask) (2022-12-04) — 15 min
  In this provocative essay, Sam Kriss delves into the enigmatic world of Kanye West and his penchant for wearing masks. Kriss examines the meaning behind West's choice to conceal his face, drawing parallels to the concept of power and the hidden recesses of the self. As Kriss explores the symbolism of the mask, he raises thought-provoking questions surrounding identity, visibility, and the ethics of the face. Get ready to embark on a fascinating journey through the mind of one of today's most controversial and influential figures.
13. [A user's guide to the zairja of the world](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/a-users-guide-to-the-zairja-of-the) (2022-12-11) — 24 min
  Sam Kriss takes us on a wild ride exploring the capabilities and limitations of ChatGPT, OpenAI's language model. From inventing a language to accessing a simulated version of Jeffrey Epstein's laptop, people have pushed the boundaries. But Kriss, with his passion for art, harnesses the power of ChatGPT to craft combinations of words that are deeply beautiful, moving, and profound. Dive into this thought-provoking article as Kriss delves into the joy, mischief, and creativity that comes from tapping into the machine's endless possibilities. Get ready for a captivating exploration of art in the age of AI.
14. [Prophecies for 2023](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/prophecies-for-2023) (2023-01-01) — 16 min
  In a boldly speculative essay, Sam Kriss engages in prophetic visions for the year 2023, and makes a daring prediction: Donald Trump will die. Kriss paints a vivid and macabre picture, exploring the potential aftermath and reactions surrounding the demise of the controversial figure. Utilizing trend analysis, astrology, and a touch of dark humor, Kriss challenges conventional ideas of future prediction and reflects on the unsettling contradictions that shape our understanding of what lies ahead. Join Kriss as he delves into this eerie yet thought-provoking exploration of the unknown.
15. [Strange News from Another Star, bonus edition: Hatsuyume](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/strange-news-from-another-star-bonus) (2023-01-04) — 13 min
  Sam Kriss takes us on a surreal journey through Japanese hatsuyume, the first dream of the New Year, and the intriguing symbolism behind it. From dreaming of Mount Fuji to encountering severed whale tails, Kriss explores the role our social context plays in shaping our dreams and ultimately our lives. With a mix of humor and introspection, Kriss delves into the deeper meanings behind these dreams and invites us to reflect on our own interpretations. Prepare to be captivated by this thought-provoking exploration of the intersection between dreams, culture, and personal identity.
16. [Notes from a normal country](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/notes-from-a-normal-country) (2023-01-15) — 8 min
  Step into the complex reality of Israel with Sam Kriss as he explores the notion of "normalcy" in a thought-provoking essay. From the trendy streets of Tel Aviv to the occupied territories of Hebron, Kriss delves into the contradictions and disconnects that exist within this conflicted nation. Through graffiti, gentrification, and the absence of certain political grievances, he poses crucial questions about identity, coexistence, and the pursuit of normality. Don't miss this captivating glimpse into the complexities of a country fighting to be seen as "normal" amidst an extraordinary backdrop.
17. [Strange News from Another Star, No. 3: Messages](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/strange-news-from-another-star-no-d92) (2023-01-29) — 10 min
  In the latest installment of Strange News from Another Star, Sam Kriss delves into the intriguing world of dreams and messages. Exploring the idea of dreams as communication from another realm, Kriss examines the role and significance of messages within our dreaming experiences. From personal anecdotes to reader submissions, this thought-provoking essay takes readers on a journey through the enigmatic landscape of dreams. Discover the curious ways in which dreams convey messages and challenge our understanding of reality. Don't miss out on this captivating exploration of the dream world.
18. [Downtown 23](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/downtown-23) (2023-02-06) — 23 min
  Join Sam Kriss as he delves into the rise and fall of the notorious downtown scene in New York City. In this captivating essay, Kriss explores the allure of being part of a cultural moment and the fleeting nature of scenes that once defined an era. With his sharp wit and insightful observations, he brings to life the vibrant characters and gritty atmosphere of downtown New York, reflecting on the nostalgia for a bygone era. Don't miss out on this thought-provoking exploration of art, culture, and the transience of scenes.
19. [Djinn](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/djinn) (2023-02-19) — 10 min
  In a captivating tale, Sam Kriss explores the consequences of wishes granted by a genie in a lamp. As the protagonist discovers his wishes have already come true, he is left contemplating the true meaning of wealth, love, and fulfillment. Kriss delves into the complexities of human desires and the limitations of material possessions, leaving us questioning the choices we make and the things we truly value in life. Don't miss this thought-provoking exploration of the human condition.
20. [Dahl's chickens](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/dahls-chickens) (2023-02-27) — 7 min
  In this provocative and contrarian essay, Sam Kriss takes aim at the recent revisions made to Roald Dahl's beloved children's books, questioning the motivations behind sanitizing the original content to fit contemporary sensibilities. Kriss challenges the orthodoxy of political correctness and advocates for the importance of confronting the darker aspects of literature, arguing that a world devoid of controversy and discomfort would ultimately lead to a bland and insipid future. Prepare to have your assumptions challenged and your literary tastes questioned in this thought-provoking piece.
21. [Strange News from Another Star, No. 4: Other lands](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/strange-news-from-another-star-no-0d1) (2023-03-15) — 25 min
22. [Wokeness is not a politics](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/wokeness-is-not-a-politics) (2023-03-23) — 6 min
23. [The Cacophony](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-cacophony) (2023-04-02) — 30 min
24. [All the nerds are dead](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/all-the-nerds-are-dead) (2023-04-09) — 20 min
25. [What is an egg?](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/what-is-an-egg) (2023-04-16) — 8 min
26. [Eight billion hogs, screaming](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/eight-billion-hogs-screaming) (2023-04-28) — 7 min
27. [In England's dreaming](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/in-englands-dreaming) (2023-05-07) — 19 min
28. [The Numb at the Lodge guide to writing guide](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-numb-at-the-lodge-guide-to-writing) (2023-05-24) — 7 min
29. [The repulsive crust](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-repulsive-crust) (2023-06-04) — 19 min
30. [How to enjoy your SecondSelf Skinset Pro](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/how-to-enjoy-your-secondself-skinset) (2023-06-11) — 10 min
31. [The beautiful Russia of the future](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/the-beautiful-russia-of-the-future) (2023-06-28) — 16 min
32. [Intimacy](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/intimacy) (2023-07-05) — 3 min
33. [Numb at the Spectator summer party](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-at-the-spectator-summer-party) (2023-07-09) — 17 min
34. [Strange News from Another Star, No. 5: At home](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/strange-news-from-another-star-no-fc0) (2023-07-19) — 9 min
35. [Numb in China, part 1: 中华全国阻止干涉他人事情协会](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-1) (2023-07-24) — 1 min
36. [Numb in China, part 2: 中南海 中南海 抽烟只抽中南海](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-2) (2023-07-28) — 1 min
37. [Numb in China, part 3: 秦始皇对长生不老的追求](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-3) (2023-08-03) — 2 min
38. [Numb in China, part 4: 施氏食獅史](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-4) (2023-08-14) — 24 min
39. [Numb in China, part 5: 为人民服务](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-5) (2023-08-22) — 2 min
40. [Numb in China, part 6: 房子是用来住的、不是用来炒的](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-6) (2023-08-27) — 3 min
41. [Numb in China, part 7: 东方红，太阳升](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-7) (2023-09-03) — 2 min
42. [Numb in China, part 8: 新中国从未来到来](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-part-8) (2023-09-10) — 4 min
43. [Numb in China, finale: 天朝](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/numb-in-china-finale) (2023-09-24) — 3 min
44. [One year of envy, lies, and greed](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/one-year-of-envy-lies-and-greed) (2023-10-01) — 20 min
45. [But not like this](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/but-not-like-this) (2023-10-10) — 18 min
46. [Bread, figs, phosphorus](https://samkriss.substack.com/p/bread-figs-phosphorus) (2023-10-15) — 12 min