# Squid314 — complete archive in chronological order

Source: https://squid314.livejournal.com/
Essays: 49 · Span: 2006-05-21 to 2006-08-15 · Total reading time: ~1 hours

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## Essays

1. [Mi, skathanalamiaph quentelin prition](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/05/21/) (2006-05-21) — 5 min
  Scott Alexander reflects on the bittersweet experience of graduating from college in his introspective essay. He delves into the contrasting emotions of happiness and sadness that arise during this transitional phase. Alexander also explores the significance of his college memories and the struggle of navigating relationships. As he contemplates his future, he shares his plans to embark on a journey to Japan and embrace the pursuit of truth and beauty. Discover the profound insights and self-discovery in this captivating read.
2. [Araton nixen](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/05/23/) (2006-05-23) — 2 min
  Scott Alexander takes us on a reflective journey as he grapples with the transition from college to adulthood in his latest article. From an entertaining mishap during his graduation ceremony to airport encounters with a metal detector guy, Alexander shares humorous anecdotes that will leave you chuckling. Yet, amidst the lightheartedness, he also contemplates deeper themes of following dreams and the uncertainty that comes with stepping into the adult world. Join Alexander as he bids farewell to his favorite books and offers a glimpse into his personal experiences in this delightful and thought-provoking essay.
3. [Semional lisdelin iuph tertekata](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/05/25/) (2006-05-25) — 1 min
  Scott Alexander delves into the mysterious and surreal world of the Codex Seraphinianus. Through a captivating animated .gif, he takes readers on a visual journey accompanied by his faux translation. Prepare to be mesmerized by the indescribable strangeness of this unique art form and the unexpected visions it may evoke. Discover the enigmatic beauty of the Codex Seraphinianus as Alexander unlocks its secrets in this intriguing article.
4. [Palos aphakaimanami](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/05/28/) (2006-05-28) — 4 min
  Scott Alexander grapples with the challenge of finding a meaningful and heartfelt gift for his grandmother's seventy-fifth birthday. Lamenting his lack of talent and creativity, he is urged to write a poem by his parents. In this relatable and humorous essay, Alexander explores the difficulty of writing meaningful poetry and delves into the conflict between true emotions and the need to embellish them for artistic effect. With his signature wit and self-deprecating humor, Alexander captures the struggle of expressing love and appreciation in a genuine yet poetic way.
5. [Tium niaktanelin](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/05/30/) (2006-05-30) — 2 min
  In this intriguing article by Scott Alexander, he delves into an unconventional perspective on Memorial Day and expresses gratitude towards those who have defended our country, both past and present. With a touch of humor, Alexander highlights the importance of military service while acknowledging the sacrifices made by individuals. Explore this thought-provoking piece that sheds light on the unsung heroes who protect and serve.
6. [Three more interesting things you might not have known](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/01/) (2006-06-01) — 1 min
  Prepare to have your mind blown by three mind-boggling facts in this article by Scott Alexander. Did you know that the vending machine dates all the way back to 215 BC? Or that twenty-one US states have official state dirts? And if that's not enough, discover how the U.S. Supreme Court once debated whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. Get ready for a fascinating read that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.
7. [Better late than never...](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/02/) (2006-06-02) — 1 min
  Scott Alexander finally unveils his long-awaited photos from his epic trip to Greece. After some technical hurdles, he's ready to share the stunning visuals that captured his unforgettable experiences. From breathtaking landscapes to intriguing encounters, immerse yourself in the beauty and charm of Greece through Alexander's lens. Don't miss this chance to transport yourself to a world of adventure and discovery, all with just a click.
8. [Can't sleep, Buddha will eat me](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/03/) (2006-06-03) — 3 min
  Embark on a whimsical journey with Scott Alexander as he navigates the hilarious and unexpected antics of Clover the Labrador. From nudging strangers to a quest to convince Scott to take her to Japan, Clover's determination knows no bounds. Alongside the canine adventures, Scott shares his encounters with a giant, terrifying wooden statue of a Chinese god and his summer reading list of science-fiction/fantasy books set in Orange County. Strap in for a delightful blend of humor, philosophy, and California charm in this amusing essay.
9. [Instantations of Nift VI](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/05/) (2006-06-05) — 2 min
  Get ready for a mind-bending dose of surrealism as Scott Alexander delves into the world of Nift VI. From the impending birth of the anti-Christ to eye-catching Escher-esque frame-shift pictures and mind-boggling arguments about the existence of all great works of literature, art, and music in a transcendental number, this article promises a wild ride through the realms of imagination. And there's even a twist involving a vain multimillionaire who buys an entire town and names it after himself – with the same name as the author! Don't miss out on this captivating exploration of the bizarre and extraordinary.
10. [Writers - some help please?](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/07/) (2006-06-07) — 3 min
  Scott Alexander seeks advice on writing a novella, specifically on developing engaging scenes and maintaining a smooth flow throughout the story. He expresses frustration with generic writing tips and requests practical suggestions. Alexander describes his current approach of structuring the story into chapter-long scenes, incorporating mini-flashbacks, but notes that it lacks the polish of professionally written books. He seeks recommendations for websites or free resources that address his specific concerns. Join Alexander on his quest as he navigates the challenges of writing a compelling novella.
11. [Fate of a Dreamer](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/09/) (2006-06-09) — 6 min
  Scott Alexander shares his frustrating and hilarious experiences with lucid dreaming in "Fate of a Dreamer." From having leprosy in a dream to running out of gas in the middle of nowhere, Alexander hilariously recounts his misadventures and the challenges of distinguishing reality from dreams. Get ready to laugh and empathize with his bewildering journey through the world of dreams and the surprising encounters he faces along the way.
12. [A rose by any other name would lose the midterm elections](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/10/) (2006-06-10) — 2 min
  Discover the shocking story that exposes the flaws of democracy in Scott Alexander's riveting essay. Delve into the controversial LA Superior Court Judge election, where voters made their decisions based on a candidate's name, rather than qualifications. Governor Schwarzenegger's subsequent decision to overturn the results raises questions about the reliability of our system. Join Alexander as he challenges the effectiveness of democracy and proposes alternatives to prevent similar incidents. Get ready for a thought-provoking exploration of our constitutional republican system and the limitations it may require. Click here to read more.
13. [Stuff](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/11/) (2006-06-11) — 1 min
  Scott Alexander delves into the concept of "stuff" and how it impacts our lives in unexpected ways. From material possessions to intangible ideas, he questions the importance we place on these things and explores the deeper meaning behind our attachments. In this thought-provoking essay, Alexander challenges readers to reconsider their relationship with "stuff" and its true value in our lives. Get ready for a captivating exploration of human nature and our complex relationship with the things we hold dear.
14. [Right it Write](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/13/) (2006-06-13) — 2 min
  Scott Alexander delves into the challenges of exposition and writing in the first person perspective in this captivating essay. With a touch of humor, he ponders how much exposition is too much before readers lose interest, and explores creative ways to make it more engaging. Alexander also shares his experience of transitioning from third person to first person and the unique difficulties it presents. Whether you're a writer or just curious about the craft, this thought-provoking piece offers valuable insights and practical tips to enhance your storytelling skills.
15. [SC06 Public Announcement](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/14/) (2006-06-14) — 1 min
  Join Scott Alexander on a whirlwind trip to the Bay Area as he shares a public announcement regarding an upcoming meet-up. Discover the fascinating world of Shirerithians, ex-Shirerithians, and everyone in between, as they gather for the 2006 ShireCon. Don't miss out on the chance to be a part of this intriguing event and reconnect with old friends or make new ones. Check out the article for all the juicy details and find out how to join Scott Alexander and his crew in Fremont. It's a gathering you won't want to miss!
16. [Instantiations of Nift VII](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/15/) (2006-06-15) — 3 min
  Scott Alexander delves into a fascinating array of topics in this eclectic essay, touching on everything from spiritual lectures to glow-in-the-dark mushrooms in Japan. He cleverly dissects the English language and uncovers some of its quirks, while also exploring unusual taxonomic classifications and the potential neurological advantages of shyness. As he tackles dysgenics and the decline of human intelligence, Alexander's wit and thought-provoking insights keep readers engaged from start to finish. Dive into this captivating exploration of oddities and learn something new along the way.
17. [Things!](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/16/) (2006-06-16) — 2 min
  Scott Alexander takes us on a diverse journey in his article "Things!" From the excitement and jet-lag of welcoming a visitor to the unsettling reality of doctors prioritizing weekends over a cancer patient's urgent needs, Alexander's reflections are thought-provoking and raw. He also shares updates on his upcoming job in Japan, sparking curiosity about where he will be stationed. With its mix of personal anecdotes and social commentary, this article is sure to captivate and challenge readers. Don't miss out on Alexander's unique perspective.
18. ["This note was the only relic ever found of the US-Irish expedition to the city of the lizardmen"](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/20/) (2006-06-20) — 1 min
  Scott Alexander takes us on an incredible adventure into the mysterious world of the lizardmen in downtown LA. Through his captivating storytelling, he shares the only relic discovered from the US-Irish expedition to this hidden city. From hiking El Moro Ridge to biking to Balboa Island, Alexander's journey is filled with thrilling encounters and breathtaking experiences. Join him as he unravels the secrets of the lizardmen and explores the stunning landscapes of California, San Francisco, Yosemite, and beyond. Prepare for an expedition you won't soon forget.
19. [(no subject)](https://web.archive.org/web/20131230002820/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/06/30/) (2006-06-30) — 3 min
20. [Another tale of human pathos](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/01/) (2006-07-01) — 2 min
  Scott Alexander delves into a tale of human pathos, recounting a story of sacrifice, hope, and the complex dynamics of life and death. A man with a fatal disease defies the odds and asks a doctor to keep him alive for two years so his family can benefit from his life insurance. This poignant account explores the lengths people go to for their loved ones and questions the values of a society that necessitates such actions. Prepare to be moved by this thought-provoking reflection on the courage found in the face of adversity.
21. [You're a grand old sun, you're a high-flying sun](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/04/) (2006-07-04) — 1 min
22. [Stuff](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/05/) (2006-07-05) — 3 min
23. [Instantiations of Nift VIII](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/06/) (2006-07-06) — 3 min
24. [...and we've never been prouder](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/08/) (2006-07-08) — 1 min
25. [(no subject)](https://web.archive.org/web/20131230002837/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/09/) (2006-07-09) — 1 min
26. [Nostradamus must be their editor-in-chief](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/10/) (2006-07-10) — 1 min
27. [And all that jazz](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/12/) (2006-07-12) — 2 min
28. [How would you write "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" in Cyrillic?](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/13/) (2006-07-13) — 2 min
29. [No keyboard detected, press any key to continue](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/14/) (2006-07-14) — 4 min
30. [Thoughts](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/17/) (2006-07-17) — 3 min
31. [(no subject)](https://web.archive.org/web/20131230002907/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/18/) (2006-07-18) — 3 min
32. [Speaking of dogs and of misapplications of genetics...](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/19/) (2006-07-19) — 1 min
33. [(no subject)](https://web.archive.org/web/20131230002913/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/20/) (2006-07-20) — 6 min
34. [How would you say "allahu akbar" in Quenya?](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/21/) (2006-07-21) — 1 min
35. [Nihon-ni ikimasu!](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/22/) (2006-07-22) — 3 min
36. [Instantiations of Nift IX](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/23/) (2006-07-23) — 3 min
37. [Metaphors Be With You V](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/24/) (2006-07-24) — 2 min
38. [New favorite webcomic](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/25/) (2006-07-25) — 1 min
39. [Now is the autumn of my mild irritation](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/26/) (2006-07-26) — 4 min
40. [Naglisde, yyit, Borelionaph mal](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/27/) (2006-07-27) — 3 min
41. [Arakelart elisrit mion](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/29/) (2006-07-29) — 2 min
42. [Instantiations of Nift X](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/07/31/) (2006-07-31) — 2 min
43. [Tiumi huelin akaluamar](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/08/01/) (2006-08-01) — 2 min
44. [Time for a new quest!](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/08/03/) (2006-08-03) — 1 min
45. [La blogentry de la walk to Mexico](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/08/08/) (2006-08-08) — 3 min
46. [Nishukan Nagoya ni sundemas](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/08/09/) (2006-08-09) — 2 min
47. [Sic transit gloria capillae](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/08/10/) (2006-08-10) — 1 min
48. [Stuff](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/08/12/) (2006-08-12) — 3 min
49. [Baba yetu yetu liae, pingune yetu yesu amina... [T minus 8]](https://web.archive.org/web/20131229231741/http://squid314.livejournal.com/2006/08/15/) (2006-08-15) — 1 min